Such pressure to get it exactly right. John Lewis this year has informed me that their store has the seasonal capability to sell me 'the perfect gift' so that I can bestow on my loved one 'that feeling'. But if I give the perfect gift, what shall I do next year? Any gift subsequent to the perfect gift is bound to seem imperfect, and forever so on and and so on.
And as for 'that feeling'.... What a sly and knowing suggestion that is, John. 'Yep, Suzzy has really brought home the bacon this year. Only she could know what my heart's desire had been, and now that she has fulfilled it with this perfect gift, I am suffused with a feeling so utterly wonderful that words barely ...etc'
Get out there right now and shop, for pity's sake!
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